Craig, how would you feel if Tweek asked you out?
Craig: amazing, happy, special, over the fucking moon
Token: you'd probably die and then rise again
Craig: yep
Token, would you date Tweek or Craig? Why?
Token: once again, Craig
Clyde: is there something you aren't telling us?
Craig: *raises eyebrow*
Token: shut up. Like Clyde, Tweek would also be a lot of trouble
Craig: not really
Token: no comment
Clyde and Kevin, just confess your feelings towards each other already!!! I know you love each other more than just friends!!
Clyde: I don't understand the question
Craig: *facepalm*
Token: technically, it's not actually a question
Clyde: so I don't have to act on it?
Token: so, you would act on it if it was?
Clyde: NO
Token: just asking
Craig: Kevin, you've been unusually quiet
Kevin: no comment
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