GASP A WEDDING?!
Craig: it's just a wedding
Is the wedding going to take place during the time you are on here?
Damien: no, it's talking place in hell
Pip: I've found out that hell weddings are quite different than weddings on earth. They have a darker theme and a true binding of the two people
Craig: sounds cool
Pip: I'm especially excited
CAN I COME TO THE WEDDING?!
Pip: ...
Damien: no
Craig: *raises eyebrow*
Damien: it's a ceremony that is taking place in hell human, you will die if you even step foot in there. The pure heat of the face will cause your skin to melt.
Craig: that's a great mental image
Pip: but it is unfortunately true. Anyone who is human will die tragically if they somehow get into hell
Craig: Mole says he has been to hell
Pip: Christophe and a few other people are different. They have something special about them, they're different.
Craig: it's weird
Damien: this is South Park, what do you expect?
Craig: that's how everyone reacts when something strange happens. 'It's South Park!' It amuses me to no end
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