Craig, Clyde, Kevin, do you have any phobias?
Craig: I used to be scared of my dad, when I first came out, but other than that, no
Clyde: heights, the dark, losing my friends
Kevin: aw *hugs clyde*
Clyde: *blushes*
Kevin: also, I'm scared that Disney will fuck up Star Wars, but my real phobia is spiders. The only one I can stand is Aragog
Token: wow
Token, why do you love Nicole?
Token: because she's my girlfriend
Craig: that it?
Clyde: yeah, there's probably a hundred reasons why I like the person I do
Kevin: OOO WHO DO YOU LIKE
Clyde: nope! Not saying it on here, I'm not as dumb as I look
Kevin: WHISPER IT TO ME
Clyde: you know I can't whisper
Kevin: PLEASE
Craig: I can't believe you love Nicole because she's girlfriend
Token: why do you love Tweek?
Craig: because he's kind, cute and unique. Also, he won't let anyone boss him around and isn't scared to punch someone. Plus, we've been friends for so long that I know everything about him, unlike most people I know, he's not annoying as fuck
Token: okay, Clyde?
Clyde: they're funny, loud, and full of energy. I relate to them and they're adorable. Also, it's never a dull moment when I'm around them
Kevin: playing the pronoun game, huh?
Clyde: of course
Kevin: underneath this Star Wars need, Sherlock Holmes is hiding. Watch your back Clyde
Clyde: don't worry, I will Kev
Token: well, she's pretty. And nice. And my girlfriend
Craig: I'd hate to date you
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