If you guys had to sacrifice someone to save another person that you love dearly, who would you sacrifice and why?
Craig: Cartman, because who would miss him?
Gregory: actually, quite a few people. Wendy for example, that blonde boy, his name is the stuff you put on toast..
Craig: oh, Butters?
Gregory: yes. They would miss him. His mother also, and-
Craig: proved your point, but I would sacrifice Cartman for someone I love dearly
Christophe: and who is zat?
Craig: they ask the questions Mole, not you
Christophe: American asshole
Craig: what is your obsession with alliteration?
Christophe: Excusez-moi?
Craig: blonde bitch, British bastard, American asshole,
Gregory: he's also called himself a 'French fucktard' once, also he has used 'Canadian cunt' a few times
Craig: what the hell Mole?
Christophe: I don't know! Let's get back to ze question
Gregory: fine. I would sacrifice Pip, because I hate him
Christophe: who for?
Gregory: your mother
Christophe: not worth it
Craig: your turn Mole
Christophe: Kenny, because 'e would just come back
Craig: what
Gregory: what
Christophe: what

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