Kevin! Make Clyde jealous somehow! I'm not asking I'm demanding!
Craig: when I said we'd take in dares, I'm changing it to we will take in demands
Token: demands?
Craig: if we don't do the demand they will have to think of something worse for them to do
Clyde: that seems suicidal
Craig: seems fun to me
Kevin: Siri, how do you make someone jealous?
Siri: I do not understand the question
Kevin: well, Siri, go fuck yourself
Siri: right away
Kevin: ...
Craig: you're phones a whore
Kevin: *typing rapidly into google* oh god, I don't want to make someone jealous
Craig: they demand it, if you don't do this they have the power to make you do something worse
Clyde: why would I be jealous anyway?
Token: because you-
Clyde: *stamps on Token's foot* I never get jealous
Kevin: this is pointless then
Craig: just do what you're going to do
Kevin: fine *grabs Craig's shirt and kisses him*
Craig: *gasp*
Clyde: ...
Kevin: *keeps kissing Craig*
Craig: *doesn't move*
Clyde: ...
Kevin: *makes it obvious he's going to French kiss*
Clyde: NOPE! *drags Craig away from Kevin* NOPE
Craig: *still in shock*
Token: Craig?
Craig: ...
Token: you've broken Craig
Kevin: *wipes mouth* sorry Craig
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DiversosAsk Craig and his non-friends anything you want! He will answer every single question with 100% honesty Signed: Clyde