Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

SilentScream1316

*confetti rains from the sky*

Clyde and Kevin: CONGRATULATIONS SILENTSCREAM1316 YOU HAVE THE TITLE OF 100th ASK!

Kevin: HERE IS YOUR METAPHORICAL CROWN

Clyde: ENJOY IT

Craig: you did not have to do that

Kevin: YES WE DID

Clyde: ITS AN HONOUR

Do any of you have a favourite YouTuber?

Craig: Phan

Kevin: I LOVE PHAN

Token: I don't watch YouTube, I watch actual TV

Clyde: PEWDIEPIE

Kevin: PEWDIECRY WAS MY FIRST SHIP

Craig: you're psychopath

Kevin: I like to refer to it as a high functioning sociopath

Token: you did not

Kevin: I did

Token: I like you more now

Kevin: also, I watch way too many YouTubers! But! I think my favourite is Troye Suvan, TRONNER ALL THE WAY

Clyde: you're trash

Kevin: I already knew that

Craig, if Tweek was ever drunk would you ask him out?

Craig: no

Clyde: why

Craig: none of your bussniess

Clyde: why

Craig: it doesn't matter why

Kevin: why

Craig: don't you start

Token: I'm curious, why?

Craig: would you take advantage of Nicole if she was drunk?

Token: okay, I get it

Clyde: I don't!

Craig: uh. You're so annoying Clyde, I wish I could throw you down some stairs. It's obvious why. Tweek being drunk isn't actual Tweek. He's different, I wouldn't take advantage of that, and if I wanted to confess to him I would do it while he's sober

Kevin: do you ever think about if Tweek sees these?

Craig: he doesn't, I made sure that he couldn't when I first made this.

Kevin: good idea, but what if you have Tweek on again and they put questions up asking how Tweek feels about your crush on him?

Craig: they wouldn't

Clyde: weeeellll

Craig: I trust them

Clyde: you trust strangers, but not me?

Craig: yes

Clyde, would you date Token or Kevin?

Clyde: sorry Token

Token: I'm not offended at all that you wouldn't date me

Clyde: why?!

Token: because I wouldn't want to date you

Clyde: why?!

Token: why do you think?

Craig: I'll answer that, if you're prepared for how brutal the answer will be

Clyde: don't answer it

Kevin: so.. You'd date me?

Clyde: yes, we'd be the best couple in the world

Kevin: good, that's a step forward, now I just need that diamond ring

Clyde: this is so much pressure

Kevin: WHY ARE YOU NOT FINDING THE RING?!

Clyde: YOU WANT SOMETHING I CAN'T GET

Kevin: YOU NEVER GET ME ANYTHING

Clyde: YOU DON'T SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS ME ANYMORE

Kevin: ITS BECAUSE IVE SEEN YOU WITH MICHAEL

Craig: *facepalms* die

Clyde: IT WAS ONE TIME, I LOVE YOU BABE

Kevin: IF YOU LOVED ME YOU WOULD PROPOSE

Clyde: MAYBE I DON'T WANT TOO

Kevin: *gasps* I LOVED YOU

Clyde: LOVED?! SO YOU DON'T ANYMORE?!

Kevin: Y-

Token: stop! You've had your fun!

Craig: fucking Michael

Kevin: what? I was kidding

Token: Michael's had everyone, except Pete

Kevin: TOO SOON

Clyde: I AGREE