Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

Question-less

Craig: this has never happened before

Damien: what

Craig: I'm question-less...

Pip: oh gosh

Craig: maybe it's you guys...

Damien: excuse me?

Craig: the readers are stuck, you two have no personality and they don't want to ask you stuff

Pip: that's quite offensive Craig

Craig: nothing dramatic is happening

Damien: we can leave if you're going to be like that

Craig: I need drama, you two, throw ideas at me

Damien: I want to throw something at you, but it isn't an idea it's a knife

Pip: I'm not sure Craig

Craig: damnit, what do they like?!

Damien: gays

Craig: bingo

Pip: I dislike that game

Craig: you two are gay

Pip: I'm not 100% gay

Craig: but obviously not gay enough

Damien: *raises eyebrows*

Craig: oh god... Do I get Darsh? He's so fucking gay but hiding it

Damien: *rolls eyes*

Craig: maybe I should get Tweek back on, or- *receives text*

Pip: who is it Craig?

Craig: Mike Makowski requesting to come on, with Pete... And Larry... Oh god

Pip: who is Larry?

Craig: my ex

Damien: that's dramatic and Mike Makwoski is really gay

Craig: do you guys want to go?

Damien: I do, I'm only here because you asked us too and Pip wanted to go on

Pip: can we have one more chance to get questions? I really have enjoyed my time on here so far..

Craig: sure, guys! Ask questions, I would say please, but I don't beg for things unless it's needed

Damien: like how you begged for us to come on?

Craig: yes