Can I dare? I dare Firkle to go on a date with Ike!
Craig, do you ever have any 'naughty' thoughts about Tweek?
Firkle: fuck no
Craig: we're talking dates from now on
Firkle: *cheeks phone* I don't Ben have his number
Henrietta: *snatches phone* then who's 'Oh Canada?'
Firkle: your mum, now give me the phone,
Henrietta: *clicks onto texts* SHE LIES
Craig: what?
Henrietta: he texts Ike! *scrolls through texts* oh fuck, holy water is needed
Firkle: fuck off! *snatches phone back*
Craig: holy water? Are the texts dirty?
Henrietta: One or two
Craig: you're a liar! You're not 100% honest!
Firkle: whatever, there aren't dirty texts. She's lying
Henrietta: the blush on your face says otherwise
Firkle: fuck you. I'll ask him on a date, then. *texts Ike*
Craig: have you not had naughty thoughts about your crush?
Henrietta: very honest Craig, unlike some people
Firkle: *flips her off* the dates in a week
YOU ARE READING
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AléatoireAsk Craig and his non-friends anything you want! He will answer every single question with 100% honesty Signed: Clyde
