Can I be friends with you Pip?
Pip: *smiles* of course! It's always delightful to make a new friend!
Damien: you don't even know the age of this person, the gender, who they are, what they do
Pip: does it really matter? Friends are friends, you don't need to know everything about them
Craig: but you need to at least know that they won't murder you as soon as they get the choice
Pip: they can't kill me, so I have nothing to lose
Damien: *sighs*
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