Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

StanXKyle

Ruby, what is your opinion of Tweek, Token and Clyde?
Karen, what is your opinion of Cartman, Stan and Kyle?

Ruby: okay, so first Tweek. I like him, he's funny and is good to look at. I can see why you're so hot for him brother, *pats Craig on the shoulder*

Craig: never do that again

Ruby: agreed. Clyde is just an annoying crybaby who tries to hard to get girls and when he fails flirts with Kevin Stoley and fails even more. Token, is a chill guy. He's pretty cool and Tweek always calls him the 'mum' of the group.

Craig: only because he's the only sensible person from the group

Karen: well, Cartman is mean. Kyle is quite frankly adorable. And Stan.. I don't really know. He's gay right?

Craig: no, he has a girlfriend

Karen: seriously? So he's not with Kyle?

Craig: no, it's an honest mistake

Ruby: I thought it as well

Karen: they'd be cute together

Ruby: yes they would