Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

Killer_Psycho

I'm back!

Craig: you weren't really gone that long

And I'm just going to ask a few questions!

Gary: I hope the aren't vomit worthy

Craig: let's cross our fingers

Would you save your family to save your romantic partner/crush

Gary: no, I'm sorry to my crush, but my family mean too much to me

Stan: this is one of those questions that don't have a right or wrong answer

Craig: This person always gives questions that make you think, get used to it. I say it a lot, but I don't think I'd be able to kill my family

Stan: I'm not sure, I love Wendy and my family equally.. Oh god I can't answer

Would you sacrifice yourself for world peace?

Craig: no

Gary: I'm afraid not, I have too many people I love and care about to just die, even if it is for a thing like world peace

Stan: yes I would, it would be worth it

Craig: no it wouldn't, the world will never fully be at peace, there may be no war if you sacrifice yourself, but people will always fight and hurt each other in different ways

Stan: I would still do it

Gary: wow

And if you were God what would you do?

Stan: grant everyone in the world one wish

Craig: waste of power

Stan: fuck you Craig

Gary: that would be such a huge responsibility, I don't think I would ever be able to be God, I wouldn't want too. But, if I was, I'd try to make everyone happy

Craig: you're such a positive and nice person

Gary: thank you Craig *smile*

Craig: n-no problem

Stan: what's wrong Craig? Why are you stuttering?

Craig: I will throw you down my stairs

Stan: calm down

Craig: also, if I was God, um.. I would make Tweek like me back?

Stan: was that a question?

Craig: no..