Hey Clyde, I have great news. We're both cry baby's! What do you think?
Clyde: *tears up*
Craig: fuck me
Kenny: well, if you insist
Clyde: *through choked sobs* I have never, heard greater news before, minus the time when Jennifer Lawrence's nudes hit the internet, this is truly amazing
Craig: you did not just offer to fuck me
Kenny: you asked
Craig: it was a figure of speech
Kenny: you still asked
Clyde: I wish I could hug you
Craig: you think I'm desperate enough to let you fuck me anyway?
Kenny: no, I thought you were desperate
Craig: fuck off
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RandomAsk Craig and his non-friends anything you want! He will answer every single question with 100% honesty Signed: Clyde
