Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

SilentScream1316

Craig, if you were forced to kill either Tweek or Ruby? Why and how?

Ruby: you might as well say me, like you're going to kill the guy you're gay for

Craig: I don't know who I'd kill, if I killed Ruby my parents would notice and I'd be sent to jail. If I killed Tweek I'd be broken

Karen: aw, that sucks

Ruby: like my life apparently does

Craig: I'd have to say Cartman

Ruby: he wasn't an option

Craig: I'd push him down the stairs and watch as every bone in his body broke, and then I'd approach him at the bottom of the stairs, and step onto his broken bones.

Ruby: and this is why Tweek hasn't fallen for you

Karen: carnage