Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

SilentScream1316

How would you describe your ex-boyfriend? State the name as well

Christophe: British, blonde, well spoken, kind, cute, slightly demonic. It's Pip

Craig: sounds like you just described Gregory

Christophe: so now you're speaking?

Craig: yes

Gregory: Christophe is the only guy I've ever dated

Craig: seriously?

Gregory: seriously

Craig: Garry Harrison?

Gregory: never dated him

Christophe: zen just describe your last girlfriend

Gregory: then.. That's.. Someone I do not remember

Craig: *rolls eyes* my last boyfriend was a Vamp Kid, Larry was his name. He was funny, attractive, really sweet when he wanted to be and if I'm being completely honest, I would go out with him again if he asked me

Christophe: why does he 'ave to ask you?

Craig: because I ended it and I don't want to seem desperate. Also, I don't take rejection well; another reason why I haven't told Tweek

Gregory: going back to what I said previously, you should still come out to him as gay. You date lots of people and I'm shocked that Tweek doesn't even know about it. It's a big part of who you are and you're keeping it from him.

Craig: I'll eventually tell him, just not yet

Who would you kill? When? Why? And how?

Craig: I'm sure I've already answered this question, but Clyde. He's annoying and I would push him down a flight of never ending stone stairs as soon as I get the chance

Christophe: all ze guard dogs in ze world. I would do it as soon as I gathered zem all in one area, I would set off a bomb and I would do it because zey are stupid bitches!

Gregory: Pip because he's an annoying weakling who can't stick up for himself and has to have Damien do everything for him. I'd slice his throat open, and let him choke on his own blood while he calls out for his beloved Damien but chokes even more, and I'd do it whenever he comes out from hiding in hell.

Christophe: *places hand on Gregory's shoulder* if you killed 'im, he'd just come back and want to kill you. Sadly, if he does you won't come back

Gregory: as if Pip would be able to kill me anyway

Craig: you're both so fucked up