Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

StanXKyle

Fuck Marry Kill
Kyle, Wendy, Clyde

Gary: my gosh

Stan: seriously?

Craig: I love fuck marry kills

Stan: well, marry Wendy obviously, kill Clyde,

Craig: I was right

Stan: fuck you, I guess fuck Kyle

Craig: it's the ass, you've seen it too haven't you?

Stan: what? No!

Craig: whatever, fuck Kyle, and then fuck him again, shit. Who do I kill and who do I marry? Marry Kyle, fuck him again, and kill Clyde and Wendy

Gary: you really want Kyle don't you?

Craig: jealous?

Gary: *blushes* of course not! *laughs shakily* Kyle Broflovski is rather attractive, I don't blame you. So I would.. Do Kyle, marry Wendy and kill Clyde

Craig: do?

Gary: I refuse to swear

Craig: that's cute

Gary: um.. Thanks

Stan: I could cut the tension with a butter knife *mimes cutting the air wth a butter knife*

Craig: shut up, Darsh

Stan: *rolls eyes*

Stan, how do you feel about Craig's obsession with Kyle's ass?

Stan: I don't care, he's not the only one

Craig: why? Do you like his ass too?

Stan: no, you do, Bebe does, Wendy does,

Craig: your own girlfriend wants Kyle? I could laugh

Gary: *giggles softly*

Craig: *silently freaks out over Gary's cut giggle*

Stan: Kenny does, Ruby does

Craig: wait.. My sister likes Kyle ass?

Stan: yes. David does too. Oh shit

Gary: what?

Stan: I wasn't supposed to say that.. Oh he's going to slaughter me

Gary: just apologise! It will be fine, it works for me

Stan: but you're kind, blonde and very attractive

Craig: you find Gary attractive? *raises eyebrow*

Stan: dude, it's obvious he is, I can still be straight and say if another dude is attractive

Craig: tell that to Token

Gary: I think he will forgive you, it was an honest mistake

Stan: I'm a dead man