Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

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To anyone if they want to answer: who was Tweek's first girlfriend? And how many girlfriends has he had?

Pete: I think only Craig can answer this question

Craig: his first girlfriend was Sally Turner, or Powder as everyone calls her

Henrietta: red head? She's sweet, and smart.

Craig: that was the problem. It's hard for me to hate people who aren't annoying or stupid

Firkle: it's easy to hate the girlfriend of the people you like. Why do you think I hate Jenny?

Michael: because she's preppy and annoying and dating Filmore?

Firkle: she's also a control freak and a psycho

Craig: and girlfriends.. I think he's had five real girlfriends

Michael: you must feel horrible

Craig: one of them was my cousin, so yeah I do

Henrietta: you two amuse me

Craig: why

Henrietta: you're both in the same situation

Craig: wait.. Wha-

Michael: no we're not! Shut your mouth Henrietta