Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

SilentScream1316

Christophe, would you rather date Tweek or Thomas?

Christophe: I'm about to hit myself with my shovel

Craig: do it

Gregory: don't tempt him, he'll actually do it

Craig: do it

Christophe: *raises shovel*

Gregory: *snatches shovel* no

Christophe: Tweek *pouts but attempts to hide it*

Gregory: *smiles and hugs Christophe*

And Craig, man up and tell Tweek how you love him >-<

Craig: you tell your straight best friend, who's also in a relationship, you've liked them since you were 12 years old

Christophe: I did it, except I've only liked him since we were 14 and I had a suspicion zat 'e liked girls and guys because of one zing I'm not allowed to mention 

Gregory: exactly. If Christophe can do it, you can

Craig: no

Christophe: God damnit, you're 19 years old! You've 'ad zis stupid crush for seven years now! Either confess, or get over it *rolls eyes*

Craig: ...

Gregory: I know it's your life, but he's right Craig. I mean, you'll be twenty this year

Craig: yeah whatever, I get it. I'm a sad, depressed gay kid with a crush on his straight best friend who'll probably move away soon to go to college or some shit and I'll be here with crushed feelings and rejecting written all over me

Gregory: ...

Christophe: ...