Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

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Wait, who is Tweek dating??!!

Craig: you know before, where I said I thought Tweek broke up with his girlfriend, I was wrong

Gregory: I'm guessing that depresses you

Craig: yeah, Tweek posted a picture of them kissing on Facebook. Taken by Clyde might I add

Christophe: who is it?

Craig: some Canadian girl who never moved back

Gregory: how attractive is she?

Craig: I've never been an expert on attractive females, but she isn't ugly.

Gregory: show me a picture

Craig: fine. *pulls up Tweek's Facebook and shows the picture*

Christophe: I don't zink she is attractive

Gregory: you're gay

Christophe: and

Gregory: *peers at the picture* she's flawless. Curly black hair, clear skin, bright blue eyes, long lashes, if I were single, I'd be extremely jealous of Tweek

Christophe: exactly, you're in a relationship

Gregory: and you're I'm the luckiest man in the world to be a part of this relationship we share

Christophe: *rolls eyes but smiles*

Craig: thanks Gregory, you've made me feel solo much better about this situation

Gregpry: sorry Craig