Fuck, marry, kill: Wendy, Bebe, Annie
Token: Craig? Are you still broken?
Craig: *shakes his head and wipes his mouth* no, I'm fine now
Token: how was it?
Craig: shocking
Clyde: die
Token: fuck Bebe, kill Annie and marry Wendy
Craig: fuck Annie, kill Wendy and marry Bebe
Clyde: fuck Wendy, marry Bebe and kill Annie
Kevin: fuck Bebe, marry Wendy, kill Annie
If you had to pick someone who isn't your crush or partner to go on a date with, who would it be?
Craig: Tweek
Token: you've read the question wrong
Craig: oh
Token: I guess Wendy, since we have some things in common. She's also pretty and isn't annoying
Craig: you know a different Wendy than I do
Clyde: I guess I'd go on a date with Red. She's funny and pretty, and isn't scared to say what's on her mind
Craig: Kyle, nice ass, loves to shout at people, intelligent, I love his hair, he's funny, it would piss of Darsh
Kevin: Gregory. His accent, his hair, his face, his intelligence, his gentleness, his kindness,
Craig: Gregory is really hot
Kevin: but taken
Craig: anyone I find attractive is either taken or straight
Clyde: I'm not taken! Or 100% straight!
Craig: I said anyone I find attractive
Clyde: BITCH
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