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Fuck, marry, kill: Wendy, Bebe, Annie

Token: Craig? Are you still broken?

Craig: *shakes his head and wipes his mouth* no, I'm fine now

Token: how was it?

Craig: shocking

Clyde: die

Token: fuck Bebe, kill Annie and marry Wendy

Craig: fuck Annie, kill Wendy and marry Bebe

Clyde: fuck Wendy, marry Bebe and kill Annie

Kevin: fuck Bebe, marry Wendy, kill Annie

If you had to pick someone who isn't your crush or partner to go on a date with, who would it be?

Craig: Tweek

Token: you've read the question wrong

Craig: oh

Token: I guess Wendy, since we have some things in common. She's also pretty and isn't annoying

Craig: you know a different Wendy than I do

Clyde: I guess I'd go on a date with Red. She's funny and pretty, and isn't scared to say what's on her mind

Craig: Kyle, nice ass, loves to shout at people, intelligent, I love his hair, he's funny, it would piss of Darsh

Kevin: Gregory. His accent, his hair, his face, his intelligence, his gentleness, his kindness,

Craig: Gregory is really hot

Kevin: but taken

Craig: anyone I find attractive is either taken or straight

Clyde: I'm not taken! Or 100% straight!

Craig: I said anyone I find attractive

Clyde: BITCH

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