Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

LemonJuiceInfinityii

Hi Damien, what do you think of Craig and Stan? Since they oddly look a lot like you...

Craig: oh god, I get confused so much. The only people who can tell us apart when I'm not wearing my hat or any piercings is Tweek and Kyle. Not even Stan's own girlfriend can tell us apart

Damien: you two should totally date just to confuse people who think you are related

Pip: *laughs*

Craig: I have higher standards than that football freak

Damien: I think Craig is okay

Craig: thanks

Damien: I haven't talked to Stan since we were young, but from visiting South Park I thought he was dating that green eyed, red headed boy who has a temper.. I didn't think he had a girlfriend

Pip: I thought the same

Craig: you two aren't the only ones who think they are more than friends. Darsh spends more time with Kyle than he does with his actual girlfriend, but they're both straight and have girlfriends.

Damien: shocking