Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

SimplyHalsey

Damien and Pip, if you had to fuck Tweek or Stan who would it be? (Whoever you chose will be bottom)

Damien: I know I said Tweek wasn't attractive at all

Craig: which people actually took offence too

Damien: but, he's ten times more attractive than Stan Marsh. He thinks he's everything but in reality, his looks are average

Pip: I hate to say it, but I have to agree with Damien. Compared to your group Craig, and Kyle and Kenny, Stan is defiantly not the most attractive

Craig: then who is?

Pip: out of your group?

Craig: yes

Pip: Token

Damien: I agree

Craig: he's straight

Pip: doesn't mean we can't say that he is an attractive person

Craig: I'm better looking than Token

Damien: ...

Pip: um.. Yes Craig, yes you are