Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

StanXKyle

(Everyone can answer these)
If you had to fuck a guy in your class, who would it be?

Craig: Tweek

Clyde: obviously

Craig: screw you

Kevin: I hate everyone from our class

Clyde: including me?

Kevin: I hate you, but not as much as everyone else. I only dislike you.

Clyde: liar! You love me!

Kevin: love-hate. If I had to, I'd fuck.. Stan I guess

Craig: you mean you'd get fucked by Stan

Kevin: shut up

Clyde: because you're my friend, I'd fuck you Kevin

Kevin: should I be flattered?

Clyde: yes

Craig: no

Token: a guy? Is everyone is South Park gay?

Craig: from our grade, defiantly

Kevin: not really. Tweek, Token, Kyle, David, Cartman, Jason, Bebe, Wendy, Chris, Butters, Heidi, Sa-

Token: proved your point, I'd fuck my girlfriend

Kevin: she's not a guy

Token: I don't like guys

Craig: and?

Clyde: just say you'd fuck me, I won't mind

Craig: you're an idiot and a whore

Clyde: and you know it

Is Kyle's ass hotter than Clyde's face?

Token: these questions

Clyde: NO

Kevin: YES

Clyde: WHAT

Kevin: 100% HONESTY

Craig: obviously

Token: no comment

Clyde, this a specially for you. ARE YOU A SLUT FOR TACOS?

Clyde: ALWAYS! THEY CAN'T BREAK MY HEART