Clyde, write a poem about how you feel about Kevin.. IT'S A DEMAND
Clyde: poetry isn't my thing, I'll just tell him.
Kevin: damnit, I wanted a poem
Craig: how unromantic Clyde
Clyde: fuck you!
Kevin: can you at least recite some Shakespeare then?
Clyde: Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Kevin: *rolls eyes*
Token: so cute..
Clyde: I'll tell you my feelings though; I think you're adorable, sweet and kind. You're the best trash pile I've ever later eyes upon, and you're funny and relatable
Kevin: *wipes an invisible tear* that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me before
Craig: and no one gives a fuck
Token: excuse me?
Craig: I think you've all over stayed your welcome
Clyde: are you kicking us off?!
Craig: yes
Kevin: why?!
Craig: you've all gotten too comfortable here, I want someone new on
Kevin: rude!
Craig: *starts to push them out*
Clyde: CRAIG WTF
Kevin: *attempts to stay in but fails*
Token: DUDE STOP *tries to stay but also fails*
Clyde: CRAIG TUCKER *is pushed out*
Craig: farewell
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