Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

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Christophe, what is it like being brought back from the dead?

Christophe: that's not my name

Gregory: here we go

Craig: what?

Gregory: just wait

Christophe: my name isn't Christophe! Zat is ze disgusting name given to me by my mother who stabbed me in ze 'eart with a coat 'anger when I was still in ze womb! Why would I keep zat horrific name? After all ze shit?! Locking me up, making me praise God! Telling me gays, violence and cats were wrong in God's eyes? Never shall I be called by zat fucking vile name

Craig: nice speech, I liked the coat hanger bit, but Gregory calls you by your.. Other.. Name

Christophe: he is ze only exception

Craig: that's oddly cute, also, back from the dead?!

Christophe: you 'eard nothing

Craig: yes I did

Christophe: nothing

Gregory: coming back from the dead? You never explained to me what it was like, was it a life changing experience?

Christophe: not really. I die, end up in 'ell, see Damien or Chris or Satan, Pip too sometimes, and take a portal back 'ere

Craig : you just s-

Christophe: nothing

Gregory: be quiet Craig

Craig: I give up