Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

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Damien, what do you like about Pip?

Damien: he's very calm, it's a big contrast to me, he's kind, another contrast, he's got great eyes, he's got perfect hair, soft skin-

Craig: who's the school girl now?

Damien: fuck off!

Pip: *blushes* thank you for the compliments Damien

Damien: *kisses Pip's cheek* you're welcome

Pip, are you in love with Damien?

Pip: deeply in love, we live together in hell and we are engaged to be married

Craig: aren't you like 19 years old?

Pip: me, I'm nineteen for the rest of my immortal life. Damien, he's ageless. He's been alive for quite a long time

Damien: it's not pedophilia, because I look 18

Craig: *rolls eyes*