Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

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To all: who are you all jealous of? (Someone who holds or will hold the heart of your crush, ex girlfriend or boyfriend, friend etc.)

Craig: the female population

Christophe: why?

Craig: because Tweek is attracted to them and not me

Gregory: that is depressing

Craig: shut up

Gregory: jealous of Pip

Christophe: of course you are, zat was ages ago Gregory

Gregory: it still happened

Craig: what happened?

Christophe: Pip is my ex boyfriend, first time I went to hell I didn't know 'ow to come back and 'e was ze only person who wasn't a complete dickface

Craig: you and Pip? Wow

Christophe: he's still annoyed about it, just won't admit it very often.

Gregory: I hate Pip, and you've been with him. No wonder I'm annoyed.

Christophe: *hugs Gregory* but I'm with you now, and zats what matters

Gregory: *smiles*

Craig: I'm so alone

Christophe: also, I don't zink zere is anyone I'm jealous of, I can't be bothered with jealousy