Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

Impalaangel92

I have a question for you all, if you have kids in the future are you scared they might turn out like your fourth grade selves?

Craig: kids are too much hassle, but I wouldn't really mind. The weirdest thing that happened to me in fourth grade was-

Stan: the Asian girls drawings of you and Tweek?

Craig: no. What's weirder than having Lazers shooting out of your eyes?

Kyle: getting forced to nearly drown myself

Stan: but! That happened in third grade

Wendy: if my kids turned out like I was in fourth grade, I wouldn't worry too much either. My fourth grade experience was completely mundane

Kyle: I'd hope my kids don't, only because of how many times I nearly died

Wendy: ...

Craig: wow

Stan: yeah, same here except I didn't nearly die. Fourth grade is one fucked up grade