Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

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Fuck, marry, kill
Bebe, Wendy, Cartman

Kevin: fuck Wendy, marry Bebe and kill Cartman

Clyde: fuck Bebe, marry Wendy and kill Cartman

Token: same as Clyde

Craig: the struggle of being gay but the only guy in the list is an unappealing mushroom

Kevin: *laughs*

Clyde: it's okay Craig, you don't have to answer it

Craig: *rolls eyes* fuck Bebe, marry Wendy, kill Cartman

Kenny, Kyle, Stan

Token: the struggle of being straight and all the options are male

Kevin: the awesome perks of being Bi and fucking anyone I want too

Craig: fuck Kyle, marry Kenny and kill Stan

Clyde: fuck Kyle, marry Stan and kill Kenny

Kevin: fuck Kyle and Stan, marry Kyle and Stan, adopt kids with Kyle and Stan and kill Kenny

Clyde: that wasn't part of it

Kevin: whatever

Token: how come you all fucked Kyle?

Craig: the ass

Kevin: pretty much

Token: why? Is it good?

Craig: very

Clyde: he kinda looks like a girl from behind, if you meet him for the first time anyway

Token: I guess I'll fuck Kyle, marry Kenny and kill Stan

Tweek, Henrietta, Firkle

Clyde: isn't Firkle like six?

Craig: he's fourteen

Kevin: it's still weird

Craig: marry Tweek, Fuck Tweek, kill Henrietta and Firkle

Kevin: marry Tweek, fuck Henrietta and kill Firkle

Clyde: the same as Kevin

Token: same here, by the way Craig, you can't fuck and marry Tweek

Craig: I can in my dreams

Michael, Pete, Kevin and Clyde

Kevin: 'Clyde and Kevin?' Does that mean you either kill us both, marry us both, or fuck us both?

Craig: yep

Token: well, you do come as a pair

Clyde: MICHAEL IS COMING FOR MORE!

Kevin: SUCH A SLUT

Craig: marry Pete, fuck Micheal and kill Kevin and Clyde

Clyde: I'm offended

Kevin: so am I

Craig: die

Token: literally. Fuck Pete, he's kind of feminine looking, marry Kevin and Clyde and kill Michael. He gets around too much

Clyde: AW YOU'D MARRY US?!

Token: shut up

Kevin: I'd fuck Michael, I guess marry Clyde because I can't exactly marry myself, and kill Pete

Clyde: same as you, except I'll marry myself and you

Kevin: it's not possible

Clyde: try me