Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

Hillary_and_Sans

Pip, what would do if someone liked Damien?

Pip: oh gosh! First I would befriend them, because making new friends is so much fun! Then, I would ask them, when they confess I'd tell them to watch their backs because he belongs to me and me only. *smiles* then if they tried to do something, I'd make them regret it by doing something unspeakable

Craig: damn

Damien: I'm so proud of you Pip