Question for Kevin: do you like Star Wars or Star Trek more?
Kevin: NO IVE ALREADY HAD TO DO THIS
Clyde: you said both
Kevin: NO ONE CAN MAKE ME CHOSE
Question for Clyde: why do you like tacos so much?
Clyde: they're like a lover that will never disappoint or leave me
Craig: that's unbelievably sad
Token: and he likes someone who's straight
Kevin: you know, I used to think a ruler was straight and couldn't be bent, then they made bendy rulers
Token: *rolls eyes*
Question for you all: marry, fuck, kill; Kyle, Douchbag, Kenny
Craig: fuck Kenny, marry Kyle, kill Douchbag
Kevin: I only talked to Douchbag once, he saved my life and IPad, so I'll marry him, fuck Kyle and kill Kenny
Token: always boys, but fuck Kyle, marry Kenny and kill Douchbag
Craig: how could you marry Kenny? He'd cheat on you
Token: *shrugs*
Clyde: fuck Kyle, marry Douchbag and kill Kenny

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