Stan, who would you fuck more, Butters or a dildo?
Stan: a dildo
Craig: that's offensive to Butters, plus, this proves that you're in the closet
Stan: excuse me?
Craig: if you fuck Butters, he's the one taking it, but instead, you want to take it from a toy
Gary: *holds back a laugh* Stanley Marsh
Stan: uh.. F-fuck you Craig! You don't know what you're talking about!
Craig: sure
Stan: fuck you!
Craig: you'd want that wouldn't you?
Stan: I hate you
Craig: but I loved you.. I gave you everything!
Stan: get some lessons from Tweek
Craig: too bad he probably hates me then, right?
Stan: ...
Craig: yep, too bad
Gary: *places hand on Craig's shoulder*
Craig: *closes eyes and takes deep breaths, fighting tears. Opens eyes* I'm fine
Gary: you sure? *takes his hand*
Craig: *retracts his hand* yes
Gary: *is hurt but hides it well, although, it's not well enough*
Stan: *glances at Gary*
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