Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

MuffinAntiAngel

Damien, how much do you like Chris?

Damien: as long as he doesn't bother me, I don't bother him

Pip: I think Chris is wonderful! He's so kind and compassionate, and Satan and him are very much in love with each other

Damien: you talk to him too much, he knows things about our relationship that no one else knows

Pip: and I also know thins about his relationship with Satan that nobody else knows

Craig: who the hell is Chris?

Damien: my dads boyfriend

Craig: are they mated too?

Damien: no, they would be married by now if they were

Craig: so how are-

Pip: it's not possible for Satan himself to find a mate, but it doesn't mean he can't date

Craig: that rhymed