Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

Killer_Psycho

Fuck, Marry, Kill
Cartman, Butters, Kyle
Stan, Nicole, Kenny
Clyde, Kevin, Bebe
Token, Wendy, Red

Craig: I hate fuck, marry, kill

Tweek: wow, y-you hate something. S-shocker

Craig: whatever. So I'd slaughter Cartman, fuck Kyle and marry butters

Tweek: kill c-Cartman, marry k-Kyle and be f-friends with Butters

Craig: *raises eyebrow* 'be friends with?'

Tweek: I-I don't want to fuck B-Butters

Craig: than fuck Kyle

Tweek: no, I-I'd rather marry k-Kyle

Craig: fine, next and you can go first

Tweek: k-kill Nicole, because of T-Token, marry k-Kenny and fuck Stan.

Craig: you'd marry McWhoreDick?

Tweek: he's s-sweet when you d-don't think about who he's f-fucked

Craig: I'd kill McCormick, marry Nicole and fuck Stan

Tweek: I-I'm telling Token

Craig: and then I'll tell Kenny about how you find him 'sweet'

Tweek: *huffs* I'd fuck Kevin, marry Bebe a-and kill Clyde

Craig: I agree, Clyde is very killable

Tweek: hm, he's a-also very unlikeable

Craig: *laughs* okay. Last one, KILL RED INSTANTLY

Tweek: I don't know, i-it may be l-legal to be with your cousin H-here

Craig: I don't care, kill Red. Fuck Wendy and marry Token.

Tweek: f-fuck W-Wendy, kill T-Token and marry Red

Craig: Why would you want to marry my cousin? She's so obnoxious

Tweek: if I c-can deal with you, I can deal with her. P-plus, she's easier on the eyes

Craig: *glares* I hate you

Tweek: no, y-you love me

Craig: *rolls eyes*

Also, if you had to murder your friends how and why would you?

Craig: you didn't ask, but I would murder Clyde. Even though technically he's my non-friend, and I'd kill him by pushing him down the stairs and then stabbing him in the eyes

Tweek: how l-lovely. I would use p-poison, easier to clean up. I'd p-probably kill.. Hmm.. Anyone w-who gets in my way

Craig: even me?

Tweek: *puts hand on Craig's shoulder* especially you

If you were to rule the world, why?

Craig: because it would make me soooooooooooo happy

Tweek: because the g-government would find out that I'm secretly an a-amazing and talented sorcerer and they w-would crown me as ruler of a-amazingness

If you could bring anyone back from the dead, who would it be and why

Craig: Stripe because I miss her

Tweek: no one! F-fucking with death like t-that can only lead to trouble!