Michael, why would you hang out with Tweek?
Michael: he's interesting
Craig: that all?
Michael: no, he's not that annoying either. I can probably tolerate him, and the jealousy coming from you is good, he's also cute.
Craig: too bad he likes girls
Michael: and that's slowly eating you up, isn't it?
Craig: die

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