Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

MuffinAnitAngel

Clyde, can you take your boxers off (This isn't a question, it's a demand so fucking do it)

Craig: Clyde. If you do it I will kick you out of my house

Token: please don't, I value what innocence I have left

Clyde: well.. It's a demand, they could kill me.. *takes off shoes and socks*

Kevin: STOP

Craig: Clyde, I'm warning you

Clyde: *slowly starts to pull down pants*

Kevin: CLYDE DONAVON MY INNOCENCE WILL BE RUINED

Clyde: you've read the Milk, Skin and Hat Fic, you have no innocence

Kevin: DO TOO

Clyde: *takes off pants fully* DO NOT

Craig: CLYDE

Token: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP

Kevin: do you shave your legs?

Clyde: no, I'm naturally hairless

Kevin: cool

Craig: STOP IT BOTH OF YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T COMMENT ON HIS LEGS KEVIN

Kevin: why?

Token: ITS WEIRD

Kevin: *shrugs* whatever

Clyde: now, time for the reveal

Craig: I swear to fucking God Clyde I will spoon out your eyes and feed them to Stan's dog

Clyde: 3

Token: Clyde!

Clyde: 2 *hooks thumbs in boxers*

Kevin: I CAN'T LOOK! *covers eyes but peeks through anyway*

Clyde: 1!

Craig: CLYDE

Clyde: *rips off boxers to reveal another pair underneath* is this what you wanted?

Craig: I fucking hate you

Kevin: *laughs*

Token: goddamnit