Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

Setzer02

I have a question; why da faq do Gregory and Pip hate each other?

Christophe: *laughs*

Gregory: I don't see anything funny about why we hate each other

Craig: I also want to know why

Christophe: Pip doesn't 'ate you Gregory, you just 'ate 'im.

Gregory: I have a valid reason

Craig: just say it

Christophe: zere is a lot of sexual tension between the two

Craig: *raises eyebrow*

Gregory: no there isn't

Christophe: Gregory told Pip zat he 'ates him, zat he is extremely irratating

Gregory: irritating

Christophe: shut up

Craig: what else?

Christophe: also, Gregory was Pip's first kiss. Sexual tension is 'igh and zhey scream at each other whenever zhey get in close prosimitie

Gregory: proximity Christophe

Christophe: I'm French!

Craig: that it? I thought it would be something really dramatic

Christophe: like?

Craig: that they were brothers without realising it until Gregory's parents told them and Gregory despises the fact because he was told he was always an only child and the thought of siblings disgusted him to no end so he decided to go against their parents by dating a French guy, *motions to Christophe* and Pip gets annoyed because he's homophobic so they fight and-

Gregory: that is so unbelievably idiotic

Christophe: I like it

Gregory: of course you do