Craig: what question should we answer next? *looking down at his phone screen*
Gregory: *looks over shoulder* not sure
Christophe: I don't care
*red smoke appears in the room, the smell of sulphur filling the room. Damien and Pip emerge from the smoke*
Pip: hello Craig, Chris, Gregory!
Damien: *stands close to Pip*
Gregory: *narrows eyes* my time to kill has come *attempts to run at Tweek*
Christophe: baise-moi *holds Gregory back*
Damien: *steps in front of Pip* back off you ugly whore
Christophe: OI! Don't make me let go of him you son of a demon bitch!
Craig: fuck everything *stands in the middle of the two couples* I guess this is when you guys *motions to Damien and Pip* take over from these guys *motions to Gregory and Christophe*
Gregory: the room has a foul odour now anyway, let's go Chris *grabs Christophe's hand and leads him away*
Pip: I don't understand why he hates me so much *sighs*
Damien: who cares? He's an annoying bitch anyway. Are we answering questions now Craig Fucker?
Craig: it's Tucker
Damien: I know
Craig: *sighs* leave some questions for me, Damien and Pip
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