Kevin, what's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?
Kevin: ....
Craig: this is going to take a while
Kevin: ....
Clyde: you can do this Kev
Kevin: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE
Kevin, do you have a crush on anyone? If so, why do you like them and when did you start to have these feelings?
Kevin: Poe Dameron, even if I hardcore ship StormPilot
Clyde: of course you like a fictional character
Kevin: I'm goals. I like them because, how could you not? And I started to have these feelings as soon as I finished the book
And I love you, you're the best person in South Park. I love you in a motherly way
Kevin: whenever you ask questions, I'll refer to you as Motha
Clyde: mummy fetish
Token: at least it's not a daddy fetish
Craig: I need new friends
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RandomAsk Craig and his non-friends anything you want! He will answer every single question with 100% honesty Signed: Clyde
