Tweek, what do you think turns on Craig? And Craig, what do you think turns on Tweek?
Tweek: women?
Craig: *rolls eyes* I have no fucking clue, *eyes Tweek* coffee probably
Tweek: what t-the fuck? H-how can c-coffee turn s-someone on?
Craig: *mutters* I could say the same about women
Tweek: w-what?
Craig: we have another question
CRAIG IF STRIPE AND TWEEK WERE BOTH HANGING FROM A CLIFF WHO WOULD YOU SAVE YOUR BELOVED PET OR YOUR LOVER?!
Tweek: there's the L-love thing again..
Craig: Tweek, because Stripe isn't with me anymore
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