I'm doing some gross/fucked up would you rathers
Stan: fuck
Gary: I'm not excited for this question
Craig: you shouldn't be
Would you rather fuck your dead relatives or fuck kindergartens?
Craig: what the fuck
Stan: this is fucked up
Gary: do you want to read the Book of Mormon and calm down?
Stan: oh god, *takes a deep breath* kindergartens
Craig: kindergartens
Gary: this goes against everything I've ever learnt from my religion, but, kindergartens
Would you rather drink a gallon or sperm from someone you don't know or a gallon of period blood from someone you don't know?
Craig: I actually think I might puke
Stan: *is going green*
Craig: STAN
Stan: I think I'm okay
Gary: what is wrong with your viewers?
Craig: they're usually a lot tamer than this
Gary: the thought of drinking another girls.. Oh my gosh..
Stan: I'm not answering this one
Craig: you have to
Stan: you answer then
Craig: fine, sperm. The thought of actually drinking period blood.. *cringes*
Gary: I would have to agree with you there
Stan: I'm still not answering
Craig: you would drink the blood, wouldn't you?
Stan: Craig.. Don't I will actually puke
Craig: you sick fuck
Would you rather become a satanist or a cult member?
Craig: satanist all the way
Gary: you are very strange Craig, I'm not sure why but I like it
Craig: uh... Thanks I guess
Gary: don't worry! It was a compliment! You're unique! *smiles at Craig*
Craig: *blushes*
Stan: *facepalms* I would be a cult leader
Gary: satanist, summoning demons isn't that bad, right?
Craig: if you summon Damine, you're going to have a bad time
Gary: okay
Would you rather fuck one of your parents or one of your siblings?
Craig: and this is were I draw the line
Stan: seriously?
Craig: yes
Gary: I agree
That's all! Bye bye!!
Craig: you need Jesus

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