Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

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Craig, I have some ships that involve you that you should know!

Craig: cool

Staig (Stan)

Craig: fuck, no

Damien: *cringes*

Cryle (Kyle, I mean.. His ass is beautiful)

Craig: I like it

Damien: beautiful ass?

Craig: you've got to get a glimpse before you go back down

Damien: that good?

Pip: excuse me

Damien: I mean! Who cares! Pip is all the ass I need

Pip: you aren't making it any better

Cryde (Clyde)

Craig: I'd rather push myself down some stairs

Pip: is that possible?

Craig: it will be if Clyde ever tries to make a move on me

Damien: I'll volunteer to push you instead, so if it ever happens, call me

Craig: stop flirting with me

Damien: *rolls eyes*

Pip: shut up Craig

Crenny (Kenny)

Craig: been there, down that

Damien: you've had my sloppy seconds, was it enjoyable?

Craig: fuck you

Creek (you should be happy, it's Tweek)

Craig: I love it

Damien: of course you do

I've also come across Croken (Token) on occasion, it's horrible

Craig: does anyone have a set of stairs I can throw myself down?

Pip: aren't we on the second floor of your house?

Craig: oh yeah, but I want stone stairs

Damien: too bad