Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

Erinthegirl02

Craig, doesn't that girl remind you of someone?

Pip: girl?

Craig: Tweek's girlfriend

Pip: oh Tweek! He was a kind and dear friend back in elementary school! He told me lots of things that he would never dare tell anyone else

Damien: what does this girl look like? 

Craig: *shows the photo*

Damien: she looks like a normal fucking girl

Pip: oh gosh! She looks a bit like you Craig, only if you were female

Craig: *tilts head to the side, studying the picture.* I guess she kind of does

Damien: and?

Craig: I may have this huge stupid crush on Tweek

Damien: on him? He's not attractive in anyway

Pip: that's rude Damien

Damien: it's not rude, it's honest

Craig: screw you. Tweek is attractive, perfect to me

Damien: you sound like a stupid school girl

Craig: die

Damien: been there, done that