GREGORY WHAT IS THE SIZE OF YO DICK?!
Gregory: I'm sure we've already had this question
Craig: I guess I'm not the only person here who has a thing a for blondes
Gregory: Christophe does too, first it was Pip, and then he crushed on Thomas-
Craig: Thomas was such a cool guy, it's sad I haven't seen him in a while
Christophe: he's in South Park
Gregory: why do you know this information?
Christophe: I saw 'im, and he texted me yesterday
Gregory: you have his number? I thought you hated using phones
Christophe: I only text you, and him.
Gregory: you learn something new everyday
Christophe: zey are only friendly texts
Gregory: hmm
Christophe: Gregory! Don't be jealous you bitch!
Gregory: who said in jealous?
Christophe: ze tone of your voice, I don't like him at all, je t'aime!
Gregory: *attempts to hold back a smile but fails* je t'aime, I trust you anyway. It's not in your nature to cheat.
Christophe: exactly. *kisses Gregory's cheek*
Gregory: *pulls Christophe towards him and kisses him on the lips*
Craig: I'm going to say it again; I want a boyfriend
YOU ARE READING
Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'
RandomAsk Craig and his non-friends anything you want! He will answer every single question with 100% honesty Signed: Clyde
