Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

Spiced_Life

Stan, who do you love more, Kyle or Wendy?

Craig: another question about love? Why?

Kyle: because love is everywhere

Craig: not if you don't feel it

Kyle: you do feel it Craig, you just don't like to admit it

Stan: oh god, this is too much pressure

Craig: I didn't know I invited Tweek here

Stan: shut up

Wendy: just answer it truthfully Stan, I won't be offended

Kyle: *under his breath* I will

Stan: well.. You are my girlfriend Wensy..

Wendy: *nods*

Stan: but.. I've known Kyle all my life..

Wendy: understandable

Kyle: who me? You'd pick me over your girlfriend?

Stan: *smiles at kyle* of course dude, even after we leave high school you're still my SBF

Craig: wow, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard