Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

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What are your views on the word fabulous?

Craig: reminds me of Clyde

Gregory: why?

Craig: I'm not actually sure

Christophe: zat was my mothers favourite word. It gives me disturbing flashbacks

Craig: *raises eyebrow* you're dating him, why?

Gregory: he's amazing once you get past some of the weirdness. But I personally like the weirdness, it makes him who he is

Christophe: merci

Gregory: de rien

Craig: you can speak French?

Gregory: only a little, I never really fancied the French language

Craig: then isn't it ironic that you're dating someone who's first language is French?

Gregory: slightly, yes. Also, the word isn't one I would usually use, but I don't hate it

Did Gregory ever go back to Yardale?

Gregory: refer to me in the third person then

Christophe: non, 'e never went back. He decided to stay wth me for a while and we worked on missions together until.. Well.. We happened

Gregory: and you still get immensely embarrassed whenever it's mentioned

Christophe: shut up

Gregory: *kisses Christophe's cheek*

Christophe: *turns red*

Craig: I want a boyfriend so badly right now *starts to think of people he could date*

Why does everyone want to know your dick sizes? It's so freaking weird

Gregory: they find it weird and the question isn't even aimed at them. It's very uncomfortable

Christophe: it is strange, but it happens

Craig: yeah, I'm probably not getting a boyfriend any time soon...