Hi~ who tops and who bottoms?
Craig: I'm guessing this is aimed at you two since I'm single and alone
Christophe: does it really matter?
Craig: are you embarrassed about the answer?
Christophe: non! I obviously top!
Gregory: *crosses arms* do I have to bring up late night again?
Christophe: shut up you British bastard!
Gregory: I top
Christophe: *blushes* shut up!
Craig: don't be embarrassed! Be happy that you're actually in a relationship
Christophe: you're really desperate for a relationship
Gregory: I guarantee there is one or more guys in South Park that would date you
Craig: that's probably true, but I'm too lazy to find them

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