Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'

SimplyHalsey

Token and Kevin, do you ship Cryde?
(Craigxclyde)

Token: I don't ship anything

Clyde: I bet deep, deep down you have a load of ships and you read dirty fanfiction about them

Token: *rolls eyes*

Kevin: no. That's stupid

Craig: I agree with Kevin. Why would people put me with you, Clyde? Do they like to torture me?

Clyde: hey! I'm a nice guy! I'm the best guy in the world, and the most attractive! Am I right Token? Kev?

Kevin: if you believe you are, yes

Token: how can you be most attractive when he is clearly standing right here? *motions to himself*

Clyde: oh no! He's standing here and standing proud! Eat it, bitch!

Kevin: Clyde, no one wants to eat  whatever you're serving

Clyde: *pits his arm around Kevin's waist* don't lie to me Kev, your nerdy ass would have me for breakfast, lunch and dinner

Token: this is getting disturbing

Craig: it's kind of entertaining