New Kid on the Block *h.s [completed]

Chapter 26

Author's Note: 

This chapter is really funny but some parts are serious but it's mostly funny and I hope you guys really like it I had a great time writing it yeah okay bye (THERE'S ACTION IN THE NEXT ONE I SWEAR)

Me: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE YA FILTHY ANIMALS

Ashtray: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE MY FAVOURITE SCOTTISH MUSICIAN

Bestfriend: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE PARTNER IN CRIME

Me: DID YOU GET YOUR PRESENTS YET

Ashtray: YES SIEPBEIBEFUEGW IM SO EXCITED TO OPEN IT

Bestfriend: ME TOO BUT MINES SMALLER THAN HIS

Me: Now Maddie its the thought that counts not the size

Ashtray: HA SHE LIKES ME BETTER

Bestfriend: Whatever

Bestfriend: AND SHUT UP ASHTON

Ashtray: Hehe

Ashtray: We sent you one too Bagpipes

Me: HOLY SHIT WHAT IS IT

Bestfriend: We're not telling :)))

Me: But

Me: Im your favourite Scottish musician

Me: And your partner in crime

Me: If I guess correctly will you tell me

Ashtray: No :)))

Me: ...I'm gonna do it anyway

Me: TCKETS TO CONCERT FOR 5SOS'S NEW ALBUM

Me: MEET AND GREET WITH CALUM HOOD

Me: MEET AND GREET WITH LUKE HEMMINGS

Me: MEET AN GREET WITH MICHAEL CLIFFORD

Me: MEET AND GREET WITH ASHTON IRWIN

Ashtray: No no no no no and I really wish you wouldn't obsess about them so much

Me: But Ashtrayyyyyyy

Me: One even has the same name as you

Bestfriend: But is better looking thankfully

Ashtray: Fluff off

Ashtray: Madison

Bestfriend: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT

Ashtray: :))))))

Me: LADIES LADIES CALUM DOWN

Me: (see what I did there)

Me: ANYWAY BACK TO THE MAIN TOPIC

Me: IS IT

Me: UM

Me: IS IT

Me: A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA SO I CAN GET OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE AND MOVE BACK TO CALIFORNIA

Bestfriend: Omg I wish

Bestfriend: That would be freaking amazing

Ashtray: I COULD HAVE PANCAKES EVERY MORNING AGAIN