New Kid on the Block *h.s [completed]

Chapter 24

Author's Note: 

Hi I'm Sam and I'm a piece of shit who left her binder in her locker at school 15 minutes away from her house in the middle of a 3 day snow storm 

Bestfriend: Pipes are you okay

Ashtray: Yeah Im getting worried

Ashtray: Hairy didn't do anything to you did he

Ashtray: Oh my god I'm going to kill that bastard

Me: Ashtray chill

Ashtray: I'll pound his head into the ground and make him wish he had never laid a hand on you

Ashtray: OH HI BAGPIPES DIDNT SEE YOU THERE
Bestfriend: Piper is there something going on

Bestfriend: We usually talk everyday

Me: Well uh Cart kinda had an accident

Ashtray: IS HE OKAY

Bestfriend: IS HE OKAY

Me: He is now but he was in the hospital overnight

Bestfriend: For what

Ashtray: Hairy didn't do anything to him did he

Ashtray: I will murder him double if he hurts that sweet little chubby cheeked boy

Me: Carter doesn't even have chubby cheeks...

Ashtray: Its a term of endearment shut up

Me: Do you even know what endearment means

Bestfriend: I bought him word of the day post it notes

Me: Makes sense

Ashtray: First of all

Ashtray: Maddie

Ashtray: *insert middle finger emoji*

Ashtray: And

Ashtray: Second of all

Ashtray: Pipes

Ashtray: It means love or some shit

Me: -applause-

Ashtray: Thank you

Ashtray: Now

Ashtray: Why was my favourite member of the Hamel family in the hospital

Me: First of all

Me: Ashtray

Me: *insert middle finger emoji*

Me: And

Me: Secondly

Me: He went swimming in his friends pool and ended up almost fainting so my mom rushed him to the ER

Me: He has pneumonia so he stayed there overnight and all day and he just came home a few hours ago

Bestfriend: How did he get pneumonia from swimming in a pool

Me: Maddie it snows here

Me: The temperature is an average -10

Bestfriend: HOLY SHIT THATS COLD

Ashtray: Maddie you think +10 is cold

Bestfriend: Shut the hell up Ashton

Ashtray: Watch your language Madison