Chapter 33

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Author's Note:

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Me: HEY EVERYBODY

Bestfriend: WE DONT HAVE TO LIVE THIS WAY

Me: WE CAN ALL GET SOME

Ashtray: WE CAN ALL GET PAID

Me: Ashtray?

Bestfriend: Wyd Ash

Ashtray: Oh I recognized the song title and googled it really fast

Me: -obnoxious clapping- well done

Bestfriend: Two points for you

Ashtray: -brushes shoulders-

Me: Okay so moving on from Ash's hilariousness

Ashtray: Thanks Bagpipes

Me: I kind of have some big news

Bestfriend: HAROLD

Bestfriend: PLEASE BE HAROLD

Ashtray: Ewww

Me: IT IS ABOUT HAROLD GOOD JOB MADDIE

Bestfriend: Thank you thank you

Me: We're uh kinda sorta dating now

Me: Dont yell at me Ash

Bestfriend: AWWWW

Bestfriend: YOU TWO ARE PROBABLY THE CUTEST THINGS EVER MY HEART IS ACHING

Ashtray: Tone it down drama queen

Me: Yeah jeez Maddie you don't even know what he looks like

Bestfriend: Oh but I do

Me: Come again?

Bestfriend: I kinda sorta found his Instagram and might have stalked it

Me: I have taught you well

Bestfriend: Yes you have and are his eyes that green in real life because hot damn

Me: Oh yeah ;)

Ashtray: Hi I exist

Me: So sorry Ashtray

Ashtray: So when did you and Hairy start dating and why didn't you tell me sooner

Me: Oh well

Me: On christmas eve there was kinda this thing that happened

Bestfriend: OOH WHAT KIND OF THING

Me: He might have maybe kissed me under some mistletoe

Ashtray: Might have maybe?

Me: He did god Ashtray its called sarcasm

Ashtray: Okay fine...but christmas eve was over a week ago

Ashtray: What else happened

Me: Well after the kiss he dragged me upstairs to his room

Ashtray: If he did something to you I will murder him

Me: He didn't do anything chill you're as protective as Carter

Ashtray: I have always said Carter is smart

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