Author's Note:
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Me: HEY EVERYBODY
Bestfriend: WE DONT HAVE TO LIVE THIS WAY
Me: WE CAN ALL GET SOME
Ashtray: WE CAN ALL GET PAID
Me: Ashtray?
Bestfriend: Wyd Ash
Ashtray: Oh I recognized the song title and googled it really fast
Me: -obnoxious clapping- well done
Bestfriend: Two points for you
Ashtray: -brushes shoulders-
Me: Okay so moving on from Ash's hilariousness
Ashtray: Thanks Bagpipes
Me: I kind of have some big news
Bestfriend: HAROLD
Bestfriend: PLEASE BE HAROLD
Ashtray: Ewww
Me: IT IS ABOUT HAROLD GOOD JOB MADDIE
Bestfriend: Thank you thank you
Me: We're uh kinda sorta dating now
Me: Dont yell at me Ash
Bestfriend: AWWWW
Bestfriend: YOU TWO ARE PROBABLY THE CUTEST THINGS EVER MY HEART IS ACHING
Ashtray: Tone it down drama queen
Me: Yeah jeez Maddie you don't even know what he looks like
Bestfriend: Oh but I do
Me: Come again?
Bestfriend: I kinda sorta found his Instagram and might have stalked it
Me: I have taught you well
Bestfriend: Yes you have and are his eyes that green in real life because hot damn
Me: Oh yeah ;)
Ashtray: Hi I exist
Me: So sorry Ashtray
Ashtray: So when did you and Hairy start dating and why didn't you tell me sooner
Me: Oh well
Me: On christmas eve there was kinda this thing that happened
Bestfriend: OOH WHAT KIND OF THING
Me: He might have maybe kissed me under some mistletoe
Ashtray: Might have maybe?
Me: He did god Ashtray its called sarcasm
Ashtray: Okay fine...but christmas eve was over a week ago
Ashtray: What else happened
Me: Well after the kiss he dragged me upstairs to his room
Ashtray: If he did something to you I will murder him
Me: He didn't do anything chill you're as protective as Carter
Ashtray: I have always said Carter is smart
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